Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I have a blog about daily life as a mom. So far I have 3 subscribers of which one of them is me. I’ve been blogging for a year now and feel that I should have more. Do you think if I post a few semi porn shots I might get more followers?
Stephanie: I think porn is always a good option. It is recession proof. If anything, unemployment, despair and homelessness have always been the start of many addictions, sex on top- pun non intended. Now, you mention "semi porn". I am not sure what you mean. I hate being interrupted when I am in the middle of it, and I do not believe to be unique in that. Do you mean you would only show one cheek, and not turn the other?
Really, I think it all depends on how much your body has been damaged by maternity.
-if your BMI is above 35, any close shot would have to be "semi". One can take a close intimate shot of a marble, but not of a hot air ballon. There is a special market for this type of porn. As a niche, it is lucrative.
-if you have lost the baby weight but now are covered with stretch marks, there is also a market for that, I am sure, but I suspect that Britney has already snatched it.
If your breasts look completely deflated and hang down to your belly button, then strike a deal with National Geographic: their readers never seem to tire of this particular body type.
- now, if you have managed to pull a Victoria Beckham, I would invest in a webcam, a thong, a couple of dildos, spare batteries, and a Cosmo subscription. Call your vids "Mother for Voyeur". Charge a hefty monthly subscription. Have the dirty little perverts fill out an online form- you will be pleased when your looks fade, and you can then continue to generate income through blackmail.
Your partner's devotion and libido will be increased ten-fold in the knowledge of all these men lusting for you.
We all want love and money. Porn is the way.
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