ANTHONY SOLIMINI
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I will be meeting my fiancé’s mother for the first time tonight. She’s in a wheelchair so should I talk real loud and mime my conversation with her so she can understand me? I want to make a good first impression.
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Ahh, a medical question. I like these. First of all she is not in a wheelchair. She is in a disabled transportator. Let’s please be politically correct. And people don’t talk loud. They are just French! And we don’t use the word mime anymore. We use irritating entertainers. Now that that’s cleared up, let me address your question.
She is in a wheelchair, not deaf and not stupid. And she does not want to be treated differently just because she can’t run, walk, dance, hike, sail, play tennis, catch a Frisbee, or other things requiring the use of your legs. NO! Treat her as if she is not in a wheelchair. For example, when you come to a hill, don’t hold her. Let her roll down at a high speed and crash in to oncoming traffic! This is what she would want and you will look like a real politically correct daughter-in-law! Happy rolling!
