Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I got a recipe that calls for MACE. Do you think the police department would sell me a can?
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TOMMY: Well Well Well.. I personally know that the local police will NOT sell you a can of MACE. However, here’s a way to get that MACE for your recipe! Here are a few things your gonna need, Trench coat, deep bowl,and running shoes! You wear the trench coat and running shoes, then you go to your local police dept. and begin to flash the cops until they come out to shoot mace at you. As they spray the mace you catch it in the bowl and BAM! You got your mace for the recipe and you can now enjoy whatever wacko creation that redneck cook book has you making!
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