Thursday, February 16, 2012

MOB MONEY by Marv Ellis

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MARV: Now THAT is a stupid ass question! My God-- charge it then claim bankruptcy!? They'll reposess the piano AND your credit score will suck! But you're on the right track! Here's what you REALLY should do: Borrow the money for the piano from the mob! Ya know, your friendly neighborhood loan shark! Don't tell him what it's for (so he won't know what to repose) and then don't pay HIM back! I've found they only report to Transperian anyway (like anyone listens to them!) so your credit score won't be effected. Of course, when you don't repay him, he's going to come over and break your fingers-- meaning you'll save all that money on those pesky piano lessons too!

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