Dear Stupid Ass Questions: Just how long does it take for
a giraffe to throw up?
KEVIN: If the giraffe is a female adolescent she will throw up by the time dessert is served. If the giraffe is drinking he will throw up while insisting that he is not drunk. If the giraffe is pregnant she will throw up as quickly as she smells peanut butter. If you are looking to make any giraffe throw up immediately turn on any show with Kardashian in the title. It takes a giraffe three minutes to throw up if you gag him, but only ten seconds to throw up if you punch him real hard in the balls.
…Or so I m going to post on Wikipedia.
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