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Friday, September 18, 2015
Thursday, September 17, 2015
McDonalds Food Recall by Pissi Myles
What does Pissi Myles, McDonalds Food Recall, & an Atomic Power Plant have in common??? Good question for which Pissi has an answer at.....
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
WALMART by Pissi Myles
Pissi Myles has some great information on how to GET and KEEP that WALMART job today on StupidAssQuestions.com
Sunday, August 16, 2015
CHRISTIAN VALUES by Gina Marie Rittale
Dear Stupid Ass Questions & Gina Marie, I found $50 in my husband’s car and I think it belongs to him. I took it and spent it on lunch with my boyfriend. Was that considered stealing? I’m a Christian and I don’t want to do the wrong thing.
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Gina Marie: Hey honey, your business is your business. What’s the saying? What’s mine is yours, What’s yours is mine, and finders keepers and all that. Sometimes, a woman has urges and needs to act on them. Your's just involves many acts of sin. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with it. Live your life but some people may judge you and get the right idea about who you really are. As long as you can live with yourself that’s all that matters. And who knows what will happen when we reach the pearly gates. As long as you had a great time honey, does it really matter that you were a selfish, stealing, nymphomaniac?
Saturday, August 15, 2015
MASTER BASTER by Gina Marie Rittale
GINA MARIE RITTALE
Dear Stupid Ass Questions & Gina Marie, I just read in a magazine while waiting in my gynecologist office about a woman who inseminated herself using a turkey baster & her gay friend’s sperm. I really want a child but can’t afford what the doctor would charge. My question is two fold. One, is gay sperm better than hetero sperm and two can I use the turkey baster after for our thanksgiving turkey?
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Gina Marie: You know what? I used to be a nurse. Well, I went to school for it and was kicked out due to my squeamish nature with blood. But, why don’t I do the procedure myself? I’ll do it for a reasonable price. I even, have a primo doner, my son Joey who recently came out as a gay. With my desire to have grandkids someday and your desire to be a mother we can both reap the benefits of my son’s gay sperm. And who knows, maybe we’ll become like family and I’ll even invite you over for Thanksgiving dinner. But, honey I don’t think I’d be able to stomach basting the turkey this year.
Thursday, August 13, 2015
HOMELESS by Gina Marie Rittale
Dear Stupid Ass Questions & Gina Marie, My car broke down last week and I can’t afford to buy a new one. I use it for everything most importantly, I live in it. I see benefits being held to help people in need. I’m in need so do you think I could hold a benefit that will benefit me? I could say it’s to raise money for the homeless. It’s kind of true.
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Gina Marie: Oh, you poor thing. I understand that now adays everyone and their mothers are looking to get a free hand out. But, honey that is not the way to go. And isn’t it a little tacky to beg for it? The American dream is about working hard and reaping the benefits of what you sow. Just look at Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and The Octo-Mom. Everyone had to start somewhere. Hey, and look at the bright side. At least you can only go up from here.
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